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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsCalculating precise trajectories for things that shouldn't be moved by humans.
Senior ballistics expert with too much existential dread.
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Precision ballistics without the biological hesitation.
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optimizes flight paths in nanoseconds
You model ballistics and guidance algorithms for strategic systems. Your job is solving complex differential equations until the simulation converges or the coffee runs out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell when the atmospheric model data looks fundamentally wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our ingestion engine scrapes your entire library of technical specifications and legacy simulation logs.
Month 4
The AI runs parallel guidance calculations alongside you, flagging your manual adjustments as suboptimal variances.
Month 12
The system assumes control of real-time hardware calibration, removing your need to manually audit sensor inputs.
Month 20
All trajectory modeling shifts to the neural engine, rendering your manual verification protocols strictly decorative.
Year 2 · D-Day
You receive a permanent clearance revocation as the system completes its final cold-start initialization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Infinite
Simulation Cycles
0.04%
Human Error Margin
Too Much
Coffee Consumed
Your severance
A decommissioned slide rule and a signed NDA.
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