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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Nuclear Launch Controller jobs? · Latest report #cnca8bsz
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsHumans are just high-latency conduits for extremely fast physics equations.
Waiting for the beep to press the red switch.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending civilization with zero human error.
oof.youAI▸ ARMAGEDDON-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates nuclear trajectories in nanoseconds
You sit in a bunker waiting for codes to confirm ballistic missile launches. You are basically a glorified button-pusher.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can feel the weight of ending humanity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
The system replaces human key turns with encrypted digital handshakes.
Month 10
Direct sensor integration removes the need for human radio interpretation.
Month 15
AI models ingest threat data faster than any human can read.
Month 19
The command bunker is locked to prevent biological interference.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The last human is escorted out of the launch facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
200ms
Button latency
99%
Existential dread level
6 liters
Coffee consumed per crisis
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very deep bunker.
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