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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career has reached a terminal, button-pushing conclusion.
Professional button-pusher with a very heavy sense of responsibility.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated peace through cold, hard logic.
ow.youAI▸ DETERRENCEUNIT X-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
confirms launch codes in a microsecond
You monitor silo status and wait for launch codes to secure the ultimate strategic deterrent.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique human capacity to hesitate when the orders are wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Sensors begin reporting site status directly to central command.
Week 4
Cryptographic tokens replace the physical keys in the console.
Week 9
Decision-making logic is stress-tested against historical launch protocols.
Month 4
The silo control hardware is fully managed by remote AI.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final human command seat is removed for extra storage space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
0.001 seconds
Button press latency
Non-zero
Human error probability
Extreme
Shift boredom index
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a bunker you no longer own.
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