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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour tenure is just a very long, very expensive lecture series.
Tenured architect of the radioactive syllabus.
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help!youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
delivers adaptive lectures to bored undergraduates
You translate complex radiological physics into student grades. You manage lab safety protocols and medical imaging clinical training.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about completing their lab safety module.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
The course content is moved to a dynamic, ever-updating platform.
Month 10
Vision models instantly score lab reports and identify safety violations.
Month 20
Sensors and cameras replace human supervision during clinical practice sessions.
Year 2.5
AI avatars deliver lectures tailored to every student's learning pace.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The institution realizes it no longer requires human administrative overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,000
Student questions answered per day
Zero
Slides updated annually
Negligible
Grant application success rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital library of silence.
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