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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsEnjoy calculating subatomic decay while your replacement builds a better universe.
High-energy experimentalist with a habit of questioning constants.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning theoretical physics into reliable compute power.
shred.you▸ COLLIDERCORE V9.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects quantum anomalies in real time
You spend years analyzing particle collision data and running complex simulations. Computers are just faster at it.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to know when the data is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Algorithms begin filtering your sensor noise without manual oversight.
Month 6
Neural networks generate theoretical models faster than your local cluster.
Month 18
AI systems synthesize your findings into publishable, jargon-dense reports.
Year 2.4
Self-tuning sensors remove the need for manual instrumentation checks.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system validates its own theories and renders you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
0.0001 percent
Simulation error margin
2.8 units
Papers written per year
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed digital journals.
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