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October 18, 2046
In 20 yearsA glowing donut display is your most significant safety contribution.
Professional button-pusher and occasional reactor saviour.
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Doughnut-free reactor monitoring.
oof.youAI▸ SAFETYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 20 YEARSAI's Special Power
snoozes through a level 4 reactor emergency
Pressing buttons on a console to monitor reactor cooling and preventing total plant meltdowns.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to survive radiation through pure, stubborn luck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 13
Cameras replace your eyes to monitor gauges for spikes.
Year 5
Software triggers automatic cooling when temperatures start rising.
Year 10
Pistons move waste safely without human intervention or snacks.
Year 14
The system runs itself while you are out for lunch.
Year 20 · D-Day
The plant runs forever without a single button press.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14
Donuts consumed per shift
12 percent
Buttons pressed correctly
Zero
Meltdowns prevented by nap
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired, radioactive snack cakes.
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