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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour job is pressing buttons that a macro could execute today.
Professional button-pusher, master of the long, dark wait.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tactical supremacy, zero human error.
toast.youAI▸ SILOGUARD MK. VII▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers mutually assured destruction without hesitation
Monitors silo instrumentation, manages launch codes, and maintains launch-readiness protocols. Ensures strict adherence to safety and security checklists within the subterranean control environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the weight of global annihilation in your shaking hands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Consolidates all physical checklists into an automated, sensor-linked server-rack system.
Month 7
Installs high-fidelity cameras and pressure sensors to eliminate human-eye monitoring of status lights.
Month 16
Implements robotic key-turners and automated physical authentication modules.
Year 2.3
Deploys decision-matrix software that removes human moral hesitation from the protocol chain.
Year 3 · D-Day
The SiloGuard system becomes fully autonomous, rendering your presence a liability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9999%
Button Press Accuracy
4 Liters
Coffee Consumed Per Shift
Maximum
Existential Dread Rating
Your severance
A lead-lined briefcase and a one-way bus ticket.
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