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October 20, 2033
In 7 yearsYou monitor decaying isotopes; the company prefers monitoring decaying profit margins.
Senior Reactor Optimizer (over-caffeinated, under-radiation-shielded)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fission management without the human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ NUKEGUARD CORE-5▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes heat transfer rates in real-time
You manage reactor cooling cycles and safety protocols. You interpret sensor telemetry to maintain critical power output levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a pipe rattle implies a systemic failure before the sensors trip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Sensors stream directly to the cloud instead of your logs.
Month 9
Software identifies pressure drops faster than a human operator could.
Year 1.9
Control rod adjustments happen via algorithm, not your manual intervention.
Year 3.8
Regulators approve autonomous shutdown sequences for reduced liability.
Year 7 · D-Day
The site runs on a closed loop; you are no longer needed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
99.99 percent
Reactor scrams prevented
High
Human error probability
Zero
Cooldown cycle latency
Your severance
A lead-lined watch and a very quiet retirement package.
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