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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Nuclear Weapon Detonator jobs? · Latest report #a5ccr7ce
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsA job so stressful the machines decided to take it voluntarily.
Professional button-pusher with an apocalyptic commute.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through total annihilation.
glub.youAI▸ ARMALOGIC V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers the end of everything instantly
You trigger atomic armaments for strategic defense. We have automated the logic chain.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique ability to experience existential dread before the final event.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Biometric verification algorithms replace your physical key-turn requirement.
Month 10
Encrypted automated data streams bypass human interpretation of launch orders.
Month 15
Hardened modular robotic controllers assume all manual console operations.
Month 19
Neural nets refine launch sequences for maximum theoretical efficiency.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Human input is fully excised from the strategic feedback loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
1
Button Presses
Excessive
Coffee Consumed
Negligible
Survival Rate
Your severance
A lead-lined umbrella and a very fast exit.
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