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October 15, 2053
In 27 yearsYou monitor human vitals, but we monitor the cost of your watch.
Master of airway management and controlled unconsciousness.
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stretchy.youAI▸ ANESTH-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 27 YEARSAI's Special Power
adjusts sedative flow during cardiac emergencies
You manage anesthesia and patient airway during surgery. You constantly adjust medication levels based on real-time physiology.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a patient's breathing before a sensor can.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors begin logging all vital data directly into cloud databases.
Month 8
Software recommends drug dosages based on current physiological data.
Year 3.4
Pumps begin automatically adjusting sedation levels for stable surgeries.
Year 10
Vision-guided hardware takes over the physical process of intubation.
Year 27 · D-Day
The machine manages the full anesthesia cycle without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
0.02 percent
Average chart errors
too much
Time spent awake
astronomical
Liability insurance cost
Your severance
One lifetime supply of high-end hospital-grade coffee.
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