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May 19, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsYou spend your day moving heavy people for a human salary.
Professional heavy lifter with a heart of gold
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Gentle lifting and vitals monitoring for everyone.
bzzt.youAI▸ CAREBOT MOBILITY UNIT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monitors every heartbeat with cold precision
You help patients with bathing, dressing, and moving around. You also track their vitals and report patient status.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is scared and offer a reassuring, human touch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Voice-to-text sensors begin logging all patient vital sign data.
Month 12
Hydraulic lift systems replace manual patient heavy lifting.
Year 3.1
Autonomous carts deliver basic water and snacks to rooms.
Year 5
Wall-mounted cameras detect falls and mobility needs instantly.
Year 7 · D-Day
CareBot units take over all physical assistance and reporting tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
40 plus
Lifts per shift
12 patients
Vitals logged hourly
extremely high
Stress levels
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-grade ergonomic insoles.
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