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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYou hold lives in your hands, but logic holds the future.
Professional whisperer of births and holder of hands.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision for every delicate start.
brr.you▸ MIDWIFE-OS 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms mothers with perfect statistical certainty
You monitor fetal health, assist during labor, and guide families through childbirth with round-the-clock physical presence.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a human touch that sensors cannot replicate in moments of raw biological uncertainty.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors automatically update records to remove your paperwork burden.
Year 5
Cameras track fetal progress more accurately than the human eye.
Year 14
Specialized arms handle routine physical support tasks during labor.
Year 22
AI predicts complications before they manifest in physical symptoms.
Year 40 · D-Day
The MidWife-OS system takes full control of the birthing suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
12 hours
Average shift duration
5 liters
Coffee consumed per week
Unlimited
Heart rate monitor checks
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium hospital-grade scrubs.
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