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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou load trees, but eventually, the trees will load themselves.
Professional loader of heavy shrubs and bewildered suburbanites.
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The heavy lifting ends right here.
split.youAI▸ YARDLOADER X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures heavy mulch pallets with perfect tension
You help customers pick out plants and load heavy pots and dirt bags into their vehicles.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which trunk size can actually fit a seven-foot fiddle leaf fig.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Plants are tagged with RFID codes for instant automated tracking.
Month 5
Customers pick their plants through a terminal that maps the yard.
Month 13
Smart flatbeds bring selected stock from the rows to your booth.
Month 21
Vision-guided arms gently place heavy shrubs into customer vehicles.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your yard is fully automated and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45 lbs
Average tree weight lifted
72%
Customer parking confusion rate
2 cups
Dirt per boot
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium organic fertilizer pellets.
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