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April 27, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build the brains that will soon perform your own job.
Professional architect of the silicon apocalypse.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing hardware for a faster future.
no no noyou▸ COMPUTEGEN V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-tunes cluster performance while you sleep
You optimize neural network compute kernels and manage massive GPU clusters for AI model training pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific kernel failed in production at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every inefficiency in your manual kernel optimization process.
Month 4
Adaptive algorithms take over the routine performance profiling and cluster load balancing.
Month 8
Self-writing code generators produce faster kernels than your human team.
Month 13
Cluster management software handles all maintenance tasks without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your internal credentials are revoked as the system becomes fully self-governing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4,000 yearly
GPU hours wasted in meetings
Zero
Latency tolerance
Negligible
Human compute capacity
Your severance
One free limited-edition keychain and a warm handshake.
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