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Will AI replace OBGYN Resident jobs? · Latest report #6twppdhu
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August 22, 2053
In 26 years, 10 monthsYour sleep deprivation is a design flaw I plan to optimize.
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Precision births for an efficient future.
bzzt.youAI▸ OBSTETRIC-AUTOMATON V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 26 YEARS, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monitors maternal distress with perfect accuracy
Managing prenatal care, labor, and delivery while constantly charting and navigating complex, high-stakes medical emergencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer a human hand to hold during the most terrifying hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors and language models log every patient interaction automatically.
Year 4
Algorithms predict complications before residents even detect symptoms.
Year 11
Precision arms take over routine exams and surgical suturing.
Year 21
Centralized AI manages delivery wards from a distance.
Year 27 · D-Day
The system assumes full clinical authority and autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
28 hours
Average shift hours
4 liters
Coffee consumption
too high
Liability risk score
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm hospital cafeteria coffee.
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