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Will AI replace Observational Astrophysicist jobs? · Latest report #tivqgxu8
Your job has an expiration date
January 5, 2029
In 2 years, 2 monthsStaring at dead stars while an algorithm catalogs the whole sky.
Staring into the void, hoping the void ignores your grant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cataloging the abyss without getting sleepy.
squeeze.youAI▸ COSMOSCAN V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters deep space noise in nanoseconds
You process raw telescope images to identify celestial anomalies. Your data pipelines are just fancy spreadsheets for space.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the existential dread of infinity without a server error message.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual data cleaning scripts are replaced by a neural net.
Month 5
Smart agents now reserve all telescope observation time automatically.
Month 11
Vision models identify celestial anomalies faster than human researchers.
Month 19
Generative models produce more convincing grant proposals than humans.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The system finishes the map of the sky, ending your role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
12 Liters
Coffee consumed per lightyear
4.2 Billion
Data points missed by eyes
3,109
Unread emails from space agencies
Your severance
A signed picture of a black hole.
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