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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsWatching everything is a full-time job for a camera with sensors.
Professional screen-staring expert with a focus on nothing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
It sees everything so you don't have to.
stretchy.youAI▸ OMNIWATCH MK IV▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
logs every single movement in 4k resolution
You watch screens and environments to document activity. Your eyes are now redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a room's mood that metrics often miss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Software automatically tags common movements in your video feeds.
Week 6
AI flags anomalies so you stop needing to watch static screens.
Week 11
Management reduces your hours as detection rates hit ninety-nine percent.
Month 4
The system auto-generates your shift logs and sends them to supervisors.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to leave as the server takes over entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Average blink rate
24/7
Focus retention
High
Human error chance
Your severance
A high-definition photograph of your former station.
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