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Will AI replace Obsidian Miner jobs? · Latest report #8ixx6krd
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October 20, 2034
In 8 yearsVolcanic glass is sharp, but your career trajectory is even sharper.
Jungle specialist with a taste for igneous rocks.
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Mining the earth without the human carbon.
pop?you▸ GEOCRUSH MARK VII▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
harvests jagged shards with zero micro-fractures
You extract raw obsidian from remote volcanic deposits using hammers and chisels. It requires extreme physical endurance.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive feel for where a vein of obsidian will break clean.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-resolution cameras identify obsidian veins from the air.
Month 13
Small robots set up the logistics hub without human help.
Year 3.3
Robotic drills extract volcanic glass with minimal waste.
Year 5
Heavy-lift drones carry the obsidian out of the jungle.
Year 8 · D-Day
The last human pickaxe is traded for a charging cable.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
45kg
Obsidian yield per day
112
Jungle mosquito bites daily
18%
Average tool breakage rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a paved city.
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