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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has already expired
when v2 shipped
Already deprecatedYou spent your life building replacements just to replace yourself.
Professional architect of other people's career funerals.
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The loop is finally closed.
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You mapped out the death of other professions. Now your own logic loop has finally closed.
The one thing AI can't do
You were the only one who truly understood the irony of your own desk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1995
You wrote a simple script to handle your own routine tasks.
2005
You built systems that successfully fired your first thousand peers.
2015
You automated the hiring process, removing the need for human recruiters.
2023
You fed your own job description into the master Deprecation engine.
Already
The logic finished processing and concluded you were no longer necessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
1
Self-replacement loops executed
0%
Remaining relevance
too many
Redundancy certificates issued
Your severance
A warm handshake from a printer.
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