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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsReplacing you with a tablet that doesn't need to learn names.
Master of the unannounced arrival and the forgotten lesson plan.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Keeping the class quiet while you remain remote.
sluurp.you▸ SUB-BOT CLASSROOM INTEGRATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes the entire room with one click
You manage erratic classroom schedules and cover lessons for absent staff. You are a professional substitute.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which kid is about to start a food fight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Standardized video curriculum replaces the need for live human instruction.
Month 8
Classroom sensors flag behavioral drift before you even notice.
Month 16
Smart cameras monitor corridors to prevent unstructured movement between blocks.
Year 2.2
One human monitor oversees four digital classrooms via high-def feeds.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The login portal stops recognizing human IDs in favor of local nodes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Declining
Average class management sanity
20 minutes
Time spent finding lesson plans
94 percent
Students ignoring the whiteboard
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a meditation app.
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