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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsConverting lead to gold is inefficient when I can just print cryptocurrency.
Professional dabbler in forbidden arts and respiratory hazards.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your mystical supply chain.
glub.youAI▸ SIGILFORGE V9.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies your ancient pacts automatically
You spend days measuring volatile tinctures and chanting over boiling cauldrons to appease spirits. It is essentially expensive, dangerous, and unreliable chemistry.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which smudge of ash is a portal and which is just dirt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-resolution OCR scanners ingest your crumbling grimoires into a searchable, un-cursed database.
Week 9
Predictive fluid dynamics simulations replace your guessing game of mixing mercury and sulfur.
Month 3
Robotic micro-fluidic pumps handle tinctures with precision your shaky human hands never managed.
Month 5
A smart-grid replaces candle-lit circles with localized electromagnetic fields for consistent manifestations.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine assumes full control of your furnace while you are escorted out by security.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.02
Spells cast per hour
3
Lab explosions daily
0%
Demon summoning success rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dried frog toes.
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