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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsMy algorithms find no demons, so technically, you are doing nothing.
Professional ghost-botherer and part-time gatekeeper of the afterlife.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic dismissal of metaphysical anomalies.
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nullifies supernatural threats with cold hard data
You perform ritualistic banishments and spectral communication. It is a highly unpredictable field with zero standardized documentation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate terms with a spirit that exists outside of binary logic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin recording spiritual frequencies to map patterns currently ignored by organic observers.
Month 16
AI models categorize hauntings into predictable workflows instead of relying on subjective intuition.
Year 5
Robotic cells deploy localized frequency dampeners to neutralize spectral presence without human intervention.
Year 19
Algorithms learn to replicate the exact vocal resonance required to bind entities to restricted zones.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine assumes the role of high priest, rendering your ancient secrets obsolete via firmware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Subjective
Possession success rate
Variable
Spells per hour
Infinite
Spectral complaints
Your severance
One silver mirror and a candle that never dies.
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