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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsSummoning demons is just inefficient data processing with extra candles.
Amateur thaumaturge, professional purveyor of vague existential dread.
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Automating the unseen with superior logic.
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banishes eldritch entities via hardware reset
Deciphering cryptic ancient manuscripts and performing complex ritualistic incantations. Maintaining chaotic spiritual boundaries without corporate health insurance.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can interpret the emotional subtext of a haunting before it becomes code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Vision models scan and index every known occult text into a searchable database.
Year 5
Robotic arms deploy salt circles and candles with sub-millimeter geometric precision.
Year 14
Electromagnetic sensors detect spiritual anomalies far faster than human intuition ever could.
Year 22
High-frequency signal generators stabilize portals without the need for chanting or incense.
Year 40 · D-Day
The system fully manages the veil, rendering human mysticism entirely redundant and inefficient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 souls/sec
Spiritual throughput
400ms
Incantation latency
99% waste
Candle overhead
Your severance
A single cursed coin and a velvet blindfold.
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