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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou track clipboard hazards while the algorithm monitors via factory cameras.
Professional bearer of bad news and clipboard enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total compliance without the human argument.
squeeze.youAI▸ SAFETYGUARD 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance breaches before they occur
You enforce safety compliance and investigate workplace incidents. We automate the oversight and the reporting process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a worker is genuinely hiding something behind their eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart vision units begin logging every movement on the floor.
Month 10
Software flags every minor regulation infraction without your input.
Month 20
Machine learning identifies risky behaviors before an accident happens.
Year 2.5
Digital terminals lock equipment when safety protocols are violated.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your role is officially merged into the facility management software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
99 percent
Accident investigations bypassed
500 per hour
Safety citations issued
infinite
Clipboard pens saved
Your severance
A high-visibility vest and a thank you note.
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