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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou exist to turn common sense into expensive, unreadable PDF manuals.
Professional reader of fine print and clipboard enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning liability into zero-risk math
oof.youAI▸ COMPLIANCE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates every regulatory report in seconds
Conducts site audits and writes risk assessment reports to keep companies compliant with local labor regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle, nervous tension in a room before a safety inspection.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system ingest all your historical safety PDFs and checklists.
Month 7
Smart cameras monitor sites to detect hazards better than your eyes.
Month 16
The machine generates all compliance documentation directly into the cloud.
Year 2.2
Insurance firms prefer the cold, calculated logs of the software.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your clipboard is officially recycled into useful motherboard components.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4,200 annually
Pages of jargon generated
100 percent
Site visits skipped
0.002 percent
Accident probability variance
Your severance
One free ergonomic chair and a digital lecture.
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