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Will AI replace OFAC Investigator jobs? · Latest report #jg7fqtes
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is just a slow, manual search for prohibited strings.
Professional needle-in-a-haystack hunter, occasionally successful.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning global trade compliance into a background task.
splat.you▸ SANCTIONSCANNER V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global financial flow in real time
You spend your days reviewing flagged bank transactions and cross-referencing names against global sanctions lists. Your career is essentially a high-stakes game of 'Where's Waldo' for international criminals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the subtle difference between a legal wire transfer and a clever evasion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart models begin pre-sorting your transaction alerts to prioritize the most obvious sanctions matches.
Month 4
Automated agents scrape public filings to populate your case files before you even click open.
Month 8
Generative agents compose the standard SAR narratives while you provide a rubber-stamp approval.
Month 13
The system begins clearing low-risk transactions without human review to increase processing efficiency.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire compliance department is retired as the engine handles 100 percent of screening and reporting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.2 percent
false positives generated
45000 units
names parsed per second
critical
boredom induced by PEP screening
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a VPN service.
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