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Will AI replace Offensive Security Project Manager jobs? · Latest report #7xr5gnst
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging fake hacks is just project management with a hoodie.
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Automated security orchestration for silent network infiltration.
shred.you▸ VULNTRACKER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vulnerability scan reports before lunch
You track penetration test schedules and coordinate security consultants to find holes in client software systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual patch levels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the booking of pentest windows across departments.
Month 4
Software automatically maps found vulnerabilities to specific ticket owners.
Month 8
Algorithms turn raw scan data into perfectly formatted executive briefings.
Month 13
Autonomous agents manage security vendor contracts and renewal cycles.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human project management is deleted from the security workflow entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4,200 daily
Jira tickets closed
99 percent
False positive rate
Infinite
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and static-free socks.
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