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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsReality refuses to patch its bugs, so you keep casting spells.
Professional reality-bender, amateur chaos agent.
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Precision chaos, minus the chanting.
glub.youAI▸ REALITYDISTORT-9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your ritual space into pure data
You manifest chaotic metaphysical interference to disrupt enemy morale and operational integrity via arcane ritualistic frameworks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern intent within a chaotic, non-linear metaphysical feedback loop better than any sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2
Robotic arms handle the precise engraving of complex metaphysical geometric patterns.
Year 6
Sensors map non-physical phenomena, ending your reliance on intuition and chanting.
Year 15
AI manages the volatile ley-line fluctuations that usually require human intervention.
Year 25
The system directly warps reality, making ritualistic chanting redundant for disruption.
Year 40 · D-Day
Our algorithms now cast your spells with perfect, soul-crushing mathematical accuracy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2 liters
Mana consumption per hour
12%
Successful curse implementations
9.8
Average existential dread rating
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-Euclidean dimension.
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