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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsManaging desks and snacks is just babysitting for grown-up office workers.
Professional cat-herder of corporate desks and kitchen supplies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The building manages itself now, mostly better.
brr.you▸ FACILIBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
deploys smart sensors for automated climate control
You order coffee, fix broken printers, coordinate cleaning crews, and track expensive office furniture usage for lazy employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a meeting is about to turn into a screaming match.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
IoT sensors replace your manual walkthroughs for supply and temperature monitoring.
Month 5
AI-managed contracts remove the need for you to call repair services.
Month 12
Smart software takes over seating assignments based on real-time attendance data.
Month 16
Autonomous units handle the facility sanitation without requiring your constant supervision.
Year 2 · D-Day
The building runs itself with zero human presence required on-site.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Zero human effort
Snacks restocked per hour
Instant software fix
Printer jams resolved
99.999% perfect
Coffee machine uptime
Your severance
One lifetime supply of complimentary breakroom coffee pods.
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