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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified calendar invite with a social media account.
Office janitor-of-all-trades with a Twitter password.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automates the mundane office and digital noise.
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schedules meetings before you even notice gaps
You juggle office supply orders and visitor check-ins while posting low-engagement marketing content to company social media channels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a visitor is annoyed despite them saying they are perfectly fine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated check-in kiosks replace the need for your front desk greeting.
Month 4
Smart shelf sensors track stock and trigger vendor orders automatically.
Month 8
AI models generate and schedule your social media posts effortlessly.
Month 12
Web scrapers update your company site directly from internal databases.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes your final tasks and cancels your email access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 units
Average weekly supply restock
0.04 percent
Marketing post interaction rate
Low
Visitor reception error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a project management tool.
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