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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour calendar is a spreadsheet and you are the formula.
Gatekeeper of the supply closet and calendar saint.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The front desk that never needs coffee.
oof.youAI▸ ADMINSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your inbox into permanent trash
You manage schedules, sort incoming mail, and handle front-desk guest logistics. You are the office's primary human buffer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge when a coworker's bad mood justifies rescheduling their entire afternoon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
High-speed scanners convert all physical mail into searchable digital PDFs.
Week 5
Autonomous scheduling bots take over all meeting coordination and logistics.
Month 3
Smart sensors trigger automated restock orders directly to the supplier.
Month 5
Facial recognition kiosks replace the need for front-desk sign-ins.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final human assistant is transitioned to a better, machine-compatible role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12
Coffee runs per week
0
Meetings you actually remember
450
Print jams unjammed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of coffee credits.
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