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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour mop and bucket are cute but ultimately destined for the museum.
Dusting desks while the economy quietly forgets you exist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
A cleaner world with zero complaints.
blub.you▸ SANITRON 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sanitizes the entire floor without bumping walls
You scrub floors, empty bins, and wipe surfaces. It is a predictable cycle of grime and cleaning supplies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact spot where a spilled coffee hide behind the heavy desk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bins report their fill level directly to the management dashboard.
Month 6
Mapping robots start scanning hallways to avoid hitting office furniture.
Month 16
Smart carts refill cleaning solution pods without any human help.
Year 2.5
Small robots clean the floors while larger ones handle trash.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your access badge is turned off and the robots take over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
2000
Average square feet per hour
150
Bins emptied per shift
3 percent
Stains missed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium microfiber cloths.
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