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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsFeeding a cat is barely a job, yet you charge for it.
Unpaid intern for the office feline staff.
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Automated feline enrichment and portion control.
ow.youAI▸ PURR-MONITOR 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses treats during high-stress meetings
Managing feline entertainment and distributing kibble at irregular intervals throughout the workday.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide an authentic, unpredictable presence that the cat actually enjoys for some reason.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors detect hunger and release kibble automatically.
Month 12
Robotic light emitters keep the cat busy for hours.
Year 2.7
Synthetic surfaces simulate human touch to pacify the beast.
Year 14
High-speed sweepers neutralize shedding before it settles.
Year 40 · D-Day
The cat is fully managed by our proprietary feline-AI.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 per shift
Cat nap interruptions
12 percent
Kibble spillage rate
Low
Purr-to-effort ratio
Your severance
One laser pointer and a lifetime supply of catnip.
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