Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Office Employee jobs? · Latest report #ywr4rxib
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour chair is already warm, but you are not.
Professional screen-starrer and email-forwarding enthusiast.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Processing your inbox, so you can leave.
toast.you▸ ADMINSTREAM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your pending tasks in one click
You shuffle digital documents and attend calls until your eyes blur. Then you do it again tomorrow.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a boss is lying via tone alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI writes your emails so you do not have to think.
Month 4
Bots pull spreadsheet data while you stare at the wall.
Month 8
Transcripts replace your presence in the conference room.
Month 13
Software renders your visuals before you even ask.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated and the office lights turn off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
142
Emails per day
Zero
Meaningful outputs
8
Hours spent staring
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation written by a bot.
Discussion
