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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a manual bridge between a spreadsheet and a stapler.
Professional errand runner for people who can't order pens.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The building now monitors its own decay.
bzzt.youAI▸ FACILITYBOT NEXUS 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules repairs before pipes actually burst
You shuffle snacks and paper while waiting for things to break. Then you watch technicians fix them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a meeting room is about to become a biohazard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
IoT sensors track paper and coffee levels in real time.
Month 4
Supplies now order themselves when stock hits a low threshold.
Month 9
The coffee machine messages the repair technician before it breaks.
Month 12
A small autonomous cart handles all inter-building supply movement.
Month 18 · D-Day
The office is a self-healing loop; your badge no longer works.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12,000
Average steps per day
3 hours
Coffee machine downtime
9/10
Supply cupboard chaos index
Your severance
Three months of expired printer toner and a smile.
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