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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYou are basically a human-shaped extension cord with an employee badge.
Professional cable-untangler and professional office furniture shifter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Connects your office without the human error.
help!youAI▸ CABLEBOT X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire network closets in seconds
Managing office access, cabling, and docking station setup for new employees. You fix things until they stop breaking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a ethernet cable knot that would make a robot loop infinitely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Biometric locks replace physical badge scanning and manual setup.
Month 5
Sensors identify every loose connection without needing human eyes.
Month 12
Modular plug-and-play furniture makes your manual setup obsolete.
Month 17
Automated network testers clear port issues before employees notice.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The CableBot occupies the server room and deletes your login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
4 per day
Average cable tangles
45 minutes
Onboarding time
Sub-optimal
Desk setup efficiency
Your severance
Two rolls of Cat6 cable and a stapler.
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