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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsYou spend your day managing supplies that manage themselves.
Professional cat-herder of grown adults with expensive degrees.
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Automated facility coordination at scale.
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deletes your calendar invites automatically
You order coffee, restock printer paper, and chase employees about building badges and meeting room etiquette.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an employee is lying about why the printer is jammed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Sensors in the breakroom pantry automatically trigger restock orders.
Week 12
AI systems handle all badge permissions and visitor access requests.
Month 6
Smart climate and maintenance sensors report issues directly to contractors.
Month 11
Software updates dictate room booking rules to stop human bickering.
Month 17 · D-Day
The office runs itself while you are invited to pursue other interests.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Stolen pens per month
99%
Coffee pods wasted
Infinite
Badge reset requests
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our office supply portal.
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