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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are the human equivalent of a pending calendar notification.
Professional scheduler of meetings nobody actually wants to attend.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated schedule and supply management for everyone.
brr.you▸ ADMINBOT-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autodeletes all useless recurring meeting requests
You organize endless schedules, order office supplies, and fix basic printer jams for ungrateful middle managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the office mood is bad enough to cancel the all-hands meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting meeting times that actually work for everyone.
Week 6
Optical scanners read receipts and reject missing data instantly.
Month 3
Sensors in the supply closet order toner before you notice.
Month 5
Automated kiosks handle every visitor and building access request.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your desk is repossessed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200 annually
Printer jams fixed
12 per day
Meeting invites managed
6,500 monthly
Coffee pods ordered
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the office coffee machine.
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