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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthA revolutionary career choice for those who enjoy watching dirt get wet.
Botanical hydration technician and fern emotional support provider.
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Drip irrigation for the cubicle farm.
squeeze.youAI▸ FERNBOT V.1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
mists foliage with perfect humidity sensors
You provide hydration and aesthetic maintenance to indoor foliage. This involves regular watering schedules and pruning withered leaves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle sadness of a plant that misses natural sunlight.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Sensors map the optimal humidity and light exposure for every plant in the floor plan.
Month 5
Smart-tubing is installed within the planters to automate delivery of exact water volumes per species.
Month 14
Camera modules identify withered leaves and instruct small robotic snips to clear decay automatically.
Year 2.3
A centralized water tank is installed, eliminating the need to trek to the office sink.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your access badge is revoked as the system handles all plant life with clinical efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 per year
Average ferns killed
98 percent
Watering accuracy
negligible
Office oxygen contribution
Your severance
A plastic watering can and a cactus.
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