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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are paid to exist in a lobby and look busy.
Professional gatekeeper of the elevator bank.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The face of your lobby without the salary.
oof.youAI▸ LOBBYGUARD V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters aggressive solicitors with a polite smile
You greet visitors, manage guest logs, and answer the phone. You are essentially a decorative human motion sensor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge whether a delivery person is actually having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your paper log book is replaced by a shiny tablet.
Month 3
The front door lock is now controlled by a phone app.
Month 6
Couriers deposit parcels into lockers instead of your hands.
Month 10
A screen with your recorded voice replaces your actual presence.
Month 14 · D-Day
The desk is removed to create space for a snack vending machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
2.4
Visitors greeted per hour
12 cups
Coffee brewed for ghosts
88 percent
Packages ignored for 10 mins
Your severance
Two expired visitor badges and a firm handshake.
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