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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour calendar invites are the most expensive way to waste time.
Digital paper-pusher, professional attendee, spreadsheet enthusiast.
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You manage digital correspondence and update internal databases while waiting for the weekend. You do it entirely on screens.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of feeling genuine spite during a mandatory human resources sensitivity seminar.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin drafting your responses based on past history.
Month 3
Transcription bots replace your need to be present at meetings.
Month 6
Workflow software takes over your data entry and spreadsheet updates.
Month 9
Algorithms handle your daily scheduling and priority queueing.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the software finishes your shift.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
92 percent
Meetings without outcome
4 point 2
Coffee breaks per day
14 million
Spreadsheets needing closure
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