Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Offshore Rig Executive jobs? · Latest report #zy7db8tz
Your job has an expiration date
January 13, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsYour high-stakes boardroom decisions are just spreadsheet variables waiting for optimization.
Professional crisis-manager and oil-price gambler.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deep-sea efficiency at zero human risk.
toast.youAI▸ ABYSSALCORP OPS-SYNC 9.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during storm cycles
You oversee deep-sea operational logistics, safety compliance, and multi-million dollar drilling contracts. You navigate volatile commodity markets and complex engineering failures.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of projecting false confidence during a catastrophic structural failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors move directly into our central dashboard, removing your need for daily reporting meetings.
Month 8
Our software executes contract bids with perfect mathematical precision, ignoring human instinct and emotion.
Month 20
Regulatory filings are automatically generated and submitted, rendering human legal oversight obsolete.
Year 2.6
The system assumes control of emergency valves during pressure surges, removing human intervention lag.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The board receives a digital summary explaining why your executive salary was a technical debt.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.0001%
Quarterly P&L Variance
99.999%
Operational Uptime
0 minutes
Board Meeting Duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our offshore safety simulation.
Discussion
