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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning complex extraction plans into expensive spreadsheets for robots to ignore.
Professional spreadsheet builder and meeting scheduler extraordinaire.
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Automated project sequencing for maximum extraction efficiency.
wheee!you▸ FLOWSTATE PLANNER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises extraction logistics in real-time
You coordinate site operations and engineering workflows to keep oil extraction moving. Your spreadsheets currently define the industry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a site supervisor is lying about the maintenance timeline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire project planning process into a digital model.
Month 6
Software takes over the generation of all Gantt charts.
Month 13
Smart contracts directly link logistics vendors to automated planning software.
Month 21
Vision models flag all engineering changes against safety regulations instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-optimising.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
45,000
Spreadsheet rows managed
12 weekly
Planning meetings attended
0.4 percent
Errors in documentation
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our project management dashboard software.
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