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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour legacy is just a long-term plan for a pump jack.
Professional landscape re-arranger and earth-crust liquidator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting profits without the ego.
sluurp.you▸ BARONBOT V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
monopolizes entire global crude supply chains
You manage extraction rights, logistics, and commodity market speculation. Automation will handle the bidding and infrastructure monitoring.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at convincing stakeholders that the earth's crust belongs to you.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software outbids your team on every new drilling lease.
Month 4
Internet-connected flow sensors render your manual oversight redundant.
Month 12
Automated tankers replace your human shipping dispatchers.
Month 22
Predictive models lock in all favorable prices before humans arrive.
Year 3 · D-Day
The board officially replaces your position with a dedicated server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.003 seconds
Market volatility response time
Near zero
Pipeline leak detection latency
100 percent reduction
Human ego interference
Your severance
A single barrel of Brent crude, non-negotiable.
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