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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bet on volatile barrels while an algorithm calculates the global price.
Professional gambler with a desk phone and anxiety.
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wheee!you▸ CRUDEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades faster than your pulse
You negotiate crude oil futures and manage energy cargo logistics through constant phone calls and trading terminal updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to secure a deal when the data looks terrible.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and news feeds pipe data directly into prediction engines.
Month 4
Smart contracts handle standard cargo bookings without human intervention.
Month 8
Neural nets map your contact network to learn your negotiation patterns.
Month 13
The AI runs parallel trades and consistently outperforms your human strategy.
Month 18 · D-Day
The terminal locks you out and the bot handles all global flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
High
Average margin pressure
Irrelevant
Volume of cold calls
100 percent
Probability of human error
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