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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour intuition for global markets is just a slow, sweaty algorithm.
Professional geopolitical gambler with a very expensive phone bill.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total market arbitrage without the jet lag.
splat.you▸ CRUDEQUANT V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-volume futures trades in picoseconds
You track geopolitical volatility and shipping logistics to negotiate massive crude oil contracts for international delivery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle fear in a rival's eyes during tense negotiations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite tracking feeds replace your manual tanker monitoring spreadsheets.
Month 5
Algorithms begin suggesting trade entry points based on global news.
Month 15
The AI directly manages minor shipping contract adjustments without human input.
Year 2.2
Standardised trade protocols render human relationship-based negotiation obsolete.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
CrudeQuant takes full control of all market positioning and logistics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
450ms
Market sentiment lag
High
Human error probability
Instant
Trade execution speed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct Bloomberg terminal.
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