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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsWhy pay a human to hoard black sludge when math does better?
High-stakes strategist for liquid gold and fossilized plants.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting maximum profit from every barrel.
squeeze.youAI▸ CRUDEOPTIMIZER PRO-X▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monopolizes entire global energy markets instantly
You manage massive capital expenditures, navigate complex geopolitical energy markets, and oversee extraction logistics. Soon, a predictive model will optimize those output quotas without the ego.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely charm a dictator during a private jet negotiation over lukewarm caviar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins shadowing your trade decisions to map your internal logic patterns.
Month 5
Robotic sensors and remote telemetry assume control of daily extraction flow rates at all sites.
Month 15
An LLM interface replaces your personal presence at boring energy council roundtables and minor summits.
Year 2.2
The system assumes full authority over approving multi-million dollar infrastructure expansion projects without human input.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your access cards are revoked as the algorithm fully integrates the role into the central treasury.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Zero
Geopolitical risk handled
12%
Percentage of assets mismanaged
High
Human error probability
Your severance
A single barrel of Brent crude, non-negotiable.
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