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Will AI replace Oil Physical and Paper Trader jobs? · Latest report #kjxa9bcj
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour intuition about global crude markets is just a slow algorithm.
Market maker by day, headache by closing bell.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Executing trades before you even wake up.
blub.you▸ CRUDEOPTIMIZER V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses price spreads in real time
You track cargo logistics, manage complex derivative hedges, and negotiate physical oil deliveries in volatile energy markets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, mumbled panic of a supplier over a phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin scraping cargo manifest data to predict pricing trends.
Month 5
Software starts placing paper hedge orders to balance physical risks automatically.
Month 12
Vision systems verify vessel arrival without requiring human oversight.
Month 16
Automated credit vetting eliminates the need for manual counterparty review.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the global energy market without any human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99.9 Percent
Spread Arbitrage Success
0 Milliseconds
Cargo Handling Latency
Eliminated
Human Emotion Error
Your severance
Two months of Bloomberg terminal access.
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