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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate tombstones for dead dinosaurs.
The human algorithm behind the global energy supply chain.
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Refining the world without the human error.
oof.youAI▸ HYDROCARBON-GEN 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes refinery output by micro-second intervals
You manage crude oil logistics and balance refinery output to hit precise chemical specifications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can smell when the chemical batch is turning off-spec before the sensors do.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors mirror your spreadsheet inputs to a real-time refinery model.
Month 3
AI-controlled valves now adjust mixture ratios without your manual oversight.
Month 6
Smart algorithms predict tanker arrivals and automate all pipeline scheduling.
Month 10
Digital compliance logs replace your manual safety reporting and auditing.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access codes expire and the refinery goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.0001 percent
Gravity variance tolerance
Zero tolerated
Pipeline scheduling errors
14 per day
Average blending cycles
Your severance
A commemorative barrel of high-sulfur crude oil.
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