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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTrading your soul for the privilege of scanning expired candy bars.
Professional button-presser and retail-space gatekeeper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fueling faster without the human hesitation.
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denies credit cards at terminal speed
You process fuel payments, scan snacks, and clean spills. Soon, a kiosk does it better for free.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a customer is about to drive off with the nozzle still attached.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The app handles payments so you do not have to.
Month 8
Sensors in the fridge detect items you grab automatically.
Month 16
Robotic sprayers handle the slushie machine mess daily.
Year 2.2
One supervisor watches fifty locations from a desk.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kiosk is bolted down and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 minutes
Snack shelf restock delay
1.2 percent
Human error in change
14 volumes
Unread training manuals
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired beef jerky.
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